Friday, January 11, 2013

Backstabbing Friends

This advice is for Becky who asked;

"My best friend (Britt) Well her BF is cheating on her with my other friend (Desi) and I'm not really sure if I should tell her or not. What would you do if your best friend was being cheated on with your other best friend."

Well Becky it is always hard to choose between best friends but luckily you don't have to! All you have to do is tell Britt what Desi is doing and then sit back and watch some good old fashion Mud wrestling to the death.

If watching your friends kill each other is not really your style there may be some alternatives. First off you should definitely tell Desi that you know she is being a total skank and she what bribes you can get from her. If her bribes seem less than adequate you should definitely choose Britt as your best friend because she will be grateful for your support and when she becomes the woman president of the world she will probably shower riches upon you.      

The third and greatest of all the alternatives is for you to go after the boy too!  I know for a fact that you haven't gotten any action in a LONG TIME. It might do you some good Becky. 

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