Well first off, there are a lot of different boys out there so their preferences differ greatly. As an expert in dating all sorts of women let me tell you the pros and cons of both types.
Bad girls rock! They aren't always nagging at you to shave or telling you what to do with your life. They are just putting out ALL THE TIME and occasionally casting an Avada Kadavara curse at you while you aren't looking. Bad girls are always hanging out at the Chamber of Secrets and the dark corners of Diagon Alley and their mysterious nature is very compelling.
The cons of a bad girl is that she WILL eventually kill you or get pregnant with a baby that looks like this;
Good Girls.
Good girls are hot. They WILL control your life and make you do 54641605464151685151.223 things that you don't want to do but they do it in such a nice way. Even though you will be wrong for the rest of your life, you know that a good girl would never do anything unforgivable (especially the curses). Good girls tend to hang out in the library or in the owl tower and always have a pair of cold feet waiting to be warmed up on you.
The cons of good girls is that they take FOREVER to put out!! Once they trust you and the proper ceremonies have been completed you will have 18 beautiful children that look nothing like the before mentioned baby.
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