"Shredstin... One of my roommates claims he accidentally drank one my delicious creme sodas. I know I should just forgive him over such a trivial matter, but I'm finding that's hard to do. What should I do?"
Trent, I happen to know your roommate on a very deep personal level and I know for a fact that he is very sorry about your creme soda. Also on a side note, it was very delicious.
Having roommates sucks sometimes! If they aren't stealing your stuff they are bitchin about you stealing from them! It is a vicious cycle. Since we all have to deal with stupid people living with us at one point or another here are some tips on how to deal with it.
If all you eat is fast food then your roommate can never steal it (unless you bring it home and don't guard it well)! There are absolutely no side effects to just eating fast food. At all.
This is my favorite picture I have ever done on paint (please don't sue me artist), and it depicts a unicorn taming a dragon. You Trent must be that unicorn and your roommate must be the dragon....or just tame a real dragon...who would mess with a guy with a freakin pet dragon?!
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This is the gayest advice I have ever given and I know for a fact that your roommate will rip your spine out (no picture provided) if you should attempt such an action. Ever.
I hope this advice helps Trent and I hope you figure out how to grow up and share.
Hahahaha Shredstin, you are hysterical!! I am definitely going to be following this advice, thank you so much for the help:)
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