Careers

This advice is for Kelli who asked;

"How do I choose a fulfilling career?"

Wow.

That is the shortest question I have ever been asked.

Speaking of WoW, I may not be the best person to give advice on this subject because of my addiction to World of Warcraft and my lack of a career.

Sike!

I am the BEST person to give advice on this topic BECAUSE of my addiction to World of Warcraft and lack of a career.  Being a successful level 90 Bloodelf monk requires the same skills needed to become a successful human being IRL. Here are some of those skills.

Gear




WoW is all about the gear that you wear. If you are about to go fight a shoreline full of murlocks you cant go in unprepared!!  If you want to find the career of your dreams you have to dress like you mean it!

Fight.




If you want your dream job you are gonna have to fight for it.  You know that if some gnome loser tries mining some ore right as I land at the deposit that I am gonna bash his effing brains in and then guard his body so he can't respawn. What a Douche! You might have to hurt some feelings and break a nail or two but it's business. 

Lie.



If you want to find fulfillment in this life then people have to like you.  There has never been anyone in history that was well liked that didn't lie about almost everything!  I never lie in WoW but I almost always lie about whether or not I am currently playing it or not.....I don't play WoW anymore. 

Lie more.
Never hurts to double up on the lying.












Well Kelli I hope this is helpful! I am sure that you will be rich some day and for that reason I am really happy to be related to you.