"Hey Shred, just wondering if you have any advice on natural remedies for premenstrual cramps?...they are killer! Please help us girls out :)"
The first natural remedy that I can think of is just to not be a girl. I have been doing that my whole life and I have never EVER had a premenstrual cramp...like ever.
Since not everyone can not be a girl here are some other tips that might work.
-Go through menopause.
-Wear one of those ab workout belts.
-Punch your ovaries. That will teach them who is boss/alpha female
-Attach a mini disco ball to the end of a tampon. Your ovaries need to know that this time of the month is a celebration of the blessed gift of fertility!! Instead of being cramped up party poopers they just need to dance.
Heather, as always I hope you take this advice very very seriously and remember that I am not a doctor.
Wow, creepy, funny, and hysterical (pardon the pun). Shredstin, I am going to start letting my ovaries know who is the alpha female. And there are no words to describe the disco ball tampon. I'm pretty sure you're the only one who's ever thought of that so you should patent it right away!
ReplyDeleteThis seriously cracked me up...don't know why I didn't think of the disco ball tampon idea before. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I am LOLing!
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