Spirit Animals

This advice is for Rachel who asked;

"I would like you to discuss how you find out what your spirit animal is. ex. yours is obviously the wolf. I want to know what mine is and I don't know how to determine it!
Is it by birthdays? Which animal you bond most with? I DON'T KNOW!"

Rachel you have come to the right place (obviously). I have actually helped several people to find their spirit animals. Seriously....I don't joke about spirit animal discovery. 

First I must address one of your comments. It is pretty judgmental of you to ass-u-me that my spirit animal is a wolf. I ass-u-me that it is because of all my wolf shirts (enough for 2 weeks). My spirit animal is actually a Wolfdragicorn. They just don't make any shirts that depict this creature....I think it is illegal to do so! It looks something like this;

*sniff* He is so beautiful! 

Anyway, your spirit animal has to choose YOU.  Here a few ways to invite one of mother natures creates to accept you.


Meditation.
I usually like to close my eyes and imagine myself as several different types of animals having several types of adventures. Once you feel like you are imagining something you have done in a previous life you have been selected by that animal.

Wilderness Exploration. 
Go into the woods. If you are attacked by an animal it has decided to test your worthiness. Once you win the fight, rip it's heart out and eat it, all the other animals of that species will accept you as one of their own. I highly encourage you to do this....PLEASE!!

Facebook.
There are Facebook quizzes that will tell you what your spirit animal is. This only works if you are stupid and you believe any advice people tell you on the internet. I will personally punch you in your ovaries if you take one of these tests. HARD! 


Well there you go. If you still can't figure it out, me and my Wolfdragicorn will take you in as one of our own....just kidding. You're screwed if this advice doesn't work! 

P.S. Some may be wondering why there is only one beautiful painting this time. Well as Ultra Alpha Male Of The Entire Universe Times Infinity, my Wolfdragicorn refused to allow any other pictures to be posted on a blog about him. He almost made me remove all the other pictures on my blog which I would have done if it would please him. HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRAWRRRRRRRRRNeigh!!!!!