How to draw a horse

My first post will be in response to Rachel Haslam. She asked, "Will you please blog about how do draw a horse with someone riding on it? for years I've tried to draw a horse and it comes out looking like a dog instead....it's so FRUSTRATING!"

Lucky for you Rachel I happen to be an expert it everything that is awesome!  Your first problem is that you are drawing horses in the first place. Horses suck Rachel!! It is all about unicorns! No one ever said, "Hey that unicorn kinda looks like a dog" and if you ever heard someone say that you don't exist and this is all just a pointless blog and pointless advice. BACK TO REALITY! I am gonna show you how to draw a kick As...lan unicorn.

1) draw a box

2) draw a magical horn

3) draw a slender yet powerful body

4) draw a sturdy pair of legs

5) draw a flowing mane and tail

6) if dog look persist draw magic coming from the horn

7) give the unicorn his soul windows and griffin chompers

8) no dog in existence likes butterflies and rainbows

Rachel I hope this has been helpful. As for the person riding the horse, a unicorn can not be tamed so you have no need to draw a pitiful mortal for its companion.  Just bask in glory of the unicorn that has allowed you to create its image.  It will not care if you shed a few tears.